I don’t even understand what’s so enjoyable about reblogging pictures all day

but I can’t stop

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It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

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Movies that constantly go back and forth between being too loud and too quiet


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  • mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
  • me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
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I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

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this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site