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crapaccino:

HAHA WOW I JUST WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF CALENDARS 

isnt that just one calendar 

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amoyed:

when someone “jokingly” steals food from your plateimage

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blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

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hitmonbottoms:

my room when my parents get visitors

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wigglyweak:

who needs friends when you have fast wifi

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5 napkin burger 🍔😍